Recently, I've recieved a number of job offers from people who make even this died-in-the-wool techie feel like business and marketing experts rolled into one. I'm all for finding work. As a matter of fact, I'm on the market right now. However, anyone who manages any of the following acts of cluelessness had better be starting their own job search ASAP.

I present, for the sake of learning from one's (or better yet, others') mistakes, "How NOT to hire me"...